posted by radmin on Oct 22

Counsel My Arse!

Counsel My Wazoo!

“Ivan, u can tell me everything,” guidance counselor Jenny Mason, 43, says to her first-year student Ivan. “What u say here is confidential.”

“Well, Ms. Mason,” Ivan sputters. “I must score some condoms from u. My cutie wants to go all the way. I heard you have condoms for free.”

“Sorry, Ivan, but I’m all without condoms,” Ms. Mason says. “You’re the tenth scholar that’s come by this week. The school is supposed to get more next week.”

“I cant await untill next week,” Ivan protests. “What if my girlfriend changes her mind?”

“Well, there is always oral sex,” Ms. Mason offers.

“I’m over blow jobs,” Ivan says. “I need smth fresh, but I do not wanna knock her up.”

“Well, if it is gestation u wanna prevent, there is one way to have sex, but your girlfriend might not be ready for what I’m about to brandish you,” Ms. Mason says.

Unveil him?

“You watch, Ivan, first you strip your beauty friend and bend her over. You acquire her dark-skinned hole nice and damp. Then you bow her over and whisper in her ear, ‘I’m going to screw u up the wazoo now.'”

Yes, that’s right, reveal him. Because in this guidance counselor’s office, nobody goes out into the world out of hands-on experience. Not to mention cock-in-the-guidance-counselor’s-ass experience.

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